| Should you want something to call me by, then just call me Karategata. In case you're wondering, it means 'empty promise.' I really couldn't give a shit one way or the other if I have stalkers or not. However, because this space was empty, I decided to fill it with your typical egocentric drivel. Before you read any further, this is what I am, and I refuse to put on airs just because what I might say could potentially hurt your delicate sensibilities or otherwise offend you. Like most people, I am a fan of music. Since that really doesn't say much in and of itself, my preferred genres would be most forms of Metal, Irish punk, and German industrial. However, even I am prone to listen to classical music from time to time. No, metal and classical are not contradictory in any sense. Classical is the founder of all other forms of music, though I'm a bit narrow-minded when it comes to what Classical music I will listen to as well- I prefer Bach, Brahms, Haydn, and Beethoven to the other composers. I'm very narrow-minded when it comes to my taste in music, and I find that I absolutely abhor most genres other than the three I have already stated. I will admit that I'm not much of an artist. However, I'm a very proud individual and I've got something of an ego. Therefore, I will upload all my little scribbles, no matter how they turn out. This is both so I have a place to store them, and I can stoke my own ego by subjecting the masses to my creations. Now, don't start expecting me to upload or even draw something every night. Hell, you might be lucky if I end up posting something once a month at times. It's been two years since I posted my last deviation, and the only explanation I have is that I'm very lazy and I just don't care. I've seen people spam others' accounts with chain letters and chatspeak. If you do that here, I will bitch you out like no other. If you've got something to say to me, you'll type it out in English, without abbreviating anything or attempting to make it "cute." It's incredibly vexing, therefore it will not be tolerated. Now, as I've already said, I'm incredibly lazy. I'll also more than likely disappear again within the next few weeks or months, because I get bored with everything very quickly, which is why I took a year-long break. I've been told that I'm quite possibly out of my mind by more than one person. I'm very opinionated- ask me about one thing, and you'll hear exactly what I think about it. I'm quite jaded and bitter, but I've got every right to be. You would be too, if you couldn't find one thing that captures your interest for very long. No, I'm not ADD or ADHD, I just have a tendency to absorb knowledge very quickly. I've got a very strong stubborn streak- if I don't want to do something, I'm not gonna do it no matter what anyone else thinks. If I say I don't care about something, don't push the issue. I'm not being evasive, I genuinely don't give a flying fuck about the current subject matter. If something sounds fun at the time, I will more than likely do it, consequences be damned. I am an insomnaic, so don't be surprised to find that I keep stranger hours than your least favorite banker. I'm a classically-trained singer, so naturally, I like to sing. I also play the electric guitar. I do like to draw, though most of the time, my art will be created and posted while the rest of the world is asleep like the good little zombies they are. I'm a fencer. I currently own two scimitars, four daggers, a claymore, ten knives, three pigstickers, a longsword, and a butterfly knife. My collection is far from complete, and I refuse to use practice blades because they're too boring for my tastes. I am also a henna artist. At some point, I may eventually post my designs, if I ever get around to it. I've got two 'real' tattoos, and several others are planned. I design my own, in case you're wondering. My main interests lie in the fields of psychology, investigation, and philosophy. I love nothing more than discussing the way that the human mind works, what causes people to "snap", and why criminals such as murderers and tyrants or dictators become the way they are. There's nothing nearly as fascinating as delving deep into the way that the collective human mind operates, and picking it apart from the inside out to understand the way it works. I can spend several hours talking about what motivates most killers, what conditions cause the mind to snap, how crimes are categorized, why, and how. I've also got a very good grasp of mental and personality disorders, how and why they're caused, what their symptoms are, and what kind of actions that people with said disorders are likely to carry out. At the same time, I adore reading the works of the great philosophers and completely dissecting said works. Despite this fact, I am very prone to giving horrible advice. I'm not the best person to come to in order to seek help, because despite the things I'm interested in, I'm not a psychologist. I'm just a telemarketer. Concerning books, I prefer fantasy, horror, and psychological fiction, as well as the biographies of criminals, or medical texts. Most of the time, I read manga as opposed to books, unless it's non-fiction or an author that has grabbed my attention; such as HP Lovecraft, whom I believe was one of the greatest horror authors of the '40s. I tend not to watch TV, because there's rarely anything on that grabs my interest. I'd rather watch anime or a movie on my computer. When it comes to video games, I prefer the Old(er) greats; such as Dragon Warrior 1-4, Final Fantasy 1-3 (6), Crono Trigger, Secret of Mana, Robotrek, Metal Gear, Suikoden, the TSR Gold and Silver-Boxed D&D sets for the Amiga, Wastelands, Fallout, Fallout 2, Fallout: Tactics, Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel, Disgaea (Playstation 2 only), Lunar, Lufia 2, the Castlevania series, and the Breath of Fire series. I think games newer than PlayStation 2 are severely lacking; they all seem to be "cookie cutter" games. I'm the kind of person who appreciates the kind of things that most people overlook; I'll be the first one to point out the odd color of that tiny purple flower blooming among the white ones, the unusal color of the moon, the tiny bone sitting in the pile of rocks, and the like. I'm a wealth of knowledge that most other people would probably deem useless, and I don't know the meaning of the word "fear." I can never turn down a challenge, I love a good debate, and I've been told I don't know when to back down. I believe there is an answer to every question that has been or will ever be asked; therefore, there's no such thing as a stupid question. I don't think I've mentioned the fact that my sense of humor is of the "gallows" variety. I tend to find comedy in the most bleak of situations, and I'm the type that would thow a party during a funeral and poke fun at everything going on, yet treat a wedding as though it were a funeral. I do enjoy cemeteries- they're the most peaceful place on the face of the earth. It's one of my pasttimes to wander around, reading the tombstones. Not for any real reason, other than seeing who has a weird or ironic name. I'm one of those people who believe nothing is sacred. I have a bad habit of over-analyzing everything that's said to me, even if it's nothing more than a simple 'thank you'. No, I'm not paranoid in doing such, I just have a habit of living in my head and dissecting everything that's said or done. That's my main fault- I have to know. For a time, I was a CNA. I worked on the hospice ward in a nursing home, and my mother is a nurse. I'm no stranger to medical knowledge, though it doesn't interest me overly much. Call me sick, call me morbid, but if I am unable to become a detective once I get my life on track and end my streak of bad luck, I will become a mortician or cemetery caretaker. I do have some interest in the field of editing. While I don't have much in the way of writing ability, I have edited several short stories, the authors of which became published. I have also drafted letters to banks, credit bureaus, and credit card companies in other possitions that I held in the past. I would probably do reasonably well as a whiskey ambassador or coffin maker, if I could ever find somewhere that would take apprentices in either field. While I enjoy chaos and adrenaline rushes a great deal, I also appreciate lying outside in the grass or on the roof in the middle of the night, just staring at the stars while the rest of the world sleeps. Sometimes, I can be incredibly energetic and playful, but there are other times that you won't even realize I'm around. I'm no more and no less unique than the less person. I'm good at a few things, I'm bad at others. I have not and probably never will master any trade, simply because I'm not the least bit ambitious. I drink, I smoke, and could easily become a hermit. I'd actually prefer to have my own place on top a mountain somewhere, with no one else around for miles. That would be completely ideal, but I don't think it will ever happen. I'm not religious at all, but I don't consider myself to be agnostic or an athiest. I just don't have any belief system because I've never had any reason to believe in anything, one way or the other. I don't give a damn what religion you follow, so long as you're a decent person. I feel the same way about lifestyles as well. You can think and be whatever you want. For all I care, you can believe yourself to be Godzilla, and so long as you didn't try to convince me that you were right, I'd have absolutely no problem with you. When it comes to the way people live, there is no right or correct way. In case you're wondering, I feel the same way about politics as I do religion- I don't care. I'm not a registered voter, I've never registered and never will. That doesn't make me an anarchist or anti-government nutjob, though. History has and will continue to repeat itself, no matter who is in office or for how long. Now, before you start thinking I'm some kind of apathetic cunt, I'm really not. I would probably be something of an opportunist, if there was enough that I actually gave a damn about. I guess I'm just generally neutral in most regards, but I'm really not too dull. No, that's not my ego speaking, my friends and I have done far too many "stupid" things at my insistance for that. I am a caffeine addict. Believe it or not, you can really taste it when something isn't caffeinated. It really doesn't do much to wake me up, as I've been drinking coffee since I was three years old. At the same time, I absolutely despise chocolate, which is completely unrelated to caffeine, but I wanted to throw that out there as well. Now that you've wasted your time by reading this, you've probably come to the conclusion that you haven't read anything of importance. I will assure you that you are entirely correct, and I find it quite comical that I took five minutes out of your life to read what I had to say. |
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~WeArePolaroid
I'll get a picture of Yammy and the cat sometime soon, whenever I decide to go get more batteries for the camera.
And yep, you should get an avatar.
And I have to get a freakin avatar. x.x Which I have neglected to do thus far.
And how once again you read my updated lookup and included your version of my version in yours. Ah stalkers. x3 This makes two websites.
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